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(Mr. Johnson is the owner of Ajax XXX Films, a small, privately owned film studio that produces "art pornography" films. The film houses latest series of straight-to-DVD sex movies involves snakes that partially swallow women as they are engaged in sexual activity with men and other women. Vore Magazine was very interested in interviewing Mr. Johnson after watching the first three DVDs (Snake Bait 1, Snake Bait 2, and Bang Me As It Eats Me) sent by an avid Vore Magazine reader. The following transcript is pre-edit and pre-publication, presented only for subscribers of Vore Magazine)
(Mr. Johnson is a tall man, almost pasty white, with shoulder length black hair and a bushy moustache. At the time of the interview, he was wearing brown leather pants and vest over a white print shirt, and affected a pair of "granny" sunglasses)
Vore Magazine: Mr. Johnson, I wanted to start the interview by saying i saw your first three DVDs and I was quite impressed. It's obvious that the snakes were actually swallowing the actresses.
Mr. Johnson: That part was easy (laughs). Snakes have to eat, and while we don't starve our snakes, we feed them at a minimum. The hard part was keeping the snakes from fully eating the girls. We're primarily filming sex films, after all, not snuff films.
VM: Speaking of that, how was that accomplished? Many of the actresses we saw in those 3 DVDs were swallowed almost entirely by that handsome reticulated python. We were particularily impressed with that one scene in Snake Bait 2, where the actress was swallowed to the point only her face was visible in the snake's mouth, and she performed oral sex on the room full of men. How did you get the actresses out of the snakes after the scenes were shot?
MJ: Yeah, that was a good scene. We did better in Snake Party 3 though, you'll have to see that one when it comes out. As for getting the girls out safe, well, there are some mistakes.
VM: What do you mean? Do you mean the snakes actually... ?
MJ: Ate some of he girls entirely? Yeah, it did happen. That scene you were talking about? It swallowed her, digested her, we couldn't stop the snake. There were some problems at first, but we're close to a one hundred percent safety margin. So a few girls did get eaten alive, yeah, it happened. We all felt sad, but you know, this is show business.
VM: When you say a few actresses were swallowed alive, how many do you mean? If you don't mind talking about that aspect of your film business?
MJ: I don't mind. And it was a few, probably around ten, or, or a hundred or so. I think probably closer to three hundred. Here, let me check my notes. (flips open notebook, reads). Ah, as of yesterday, 1,326 girls have been swallowed whole and digested alive by our snakes during filming of Snake Party 3. Which is a pretty good safety record, really, when you consider how many films we've made, how many scenes of snakes swallowing the girls we've done. In Snakes Gone Wild 5, every girl having sex was partially swallowed during the sex act. And of the one or two thousand or so girls we filmed for that DVD, and we didn't use all the footage, it was only a 40 minute DVD, I think at least six or seven weren't fully swallowed and digested. That's a very good track record.
VM: That's- that's a lot of girls eaten by snakes.
MJ: We're a growing business, you wouldn't believe how many DVDs we've sold in the past month alone! And it's not like all our girls get eaten. We have a few series girls- Chelsea has been in every one of our Snake's A Poppin' series, and it's up to DVD 11 now. You'd like that series. She's got these amazing implants, boobs out to here. The snakes swallow her except for her boobs, that's about a half hour of the DVD, they're about an hour. We show the swallowing in glorious detail. The rest of the film is about the guys fucking her tits, the only part of her not swallowed. Amazing stuff.
VM: That does sound interesting. I'd like to see that. How long as your operation been in business, Mr. Johnson?
MJ: We've been making films for about a year now. At first we only did a few films a month. In the first month we did the first two Snake Bait's, nothing else. And I can see you are eager to ask (laughs). This was when we were first training our snakes, so yes, the snakes ate every single girl in those two DVDs, and we didn't show all the footage. I think we lost about three, hour hundred girls. Now we're starting a new series all the time. And a substantial number of girls aren't swallowed whole and digested alive per film, one or two per thousand filmed, I think. We are perfectionists, though. I usually film five our six thousand girls per film, keep an hours good footage.
VM: How many series are you doing at the moment?
MJ: Quite a few, actually. Twenty, I think, and we pump out a few films in each series each week. We retire as many as we start though, so it's not a huge amount. Snake's A Poppin' is a very popular series, it'll run a while longer. We're trying to get Chelsea some bigger implants, but we're not sure she'd be able to walk if we did. Seriously, you have to watch that series, her boobs are huge. We've lost a few snakes when they try to swallow all of her. Then there's the Stuff That Sucker series. The last film in that series we actually had about ten thousand girls try out, and we filmed them all. Kept about two hours of that footage and I'm glad we did, actually. The snakes swallowed every last one of those girls, digested them all alive.
VM: How are you able to film all of this? It sounds like a major operation, not a one man studio or small time job.
MJ: Actually, we're quite a large operation. I have a hundred film studios in operation, each one operating twenty four hours a day, seven days a week. I employ several hundred full time employees at each studio, and we're shooting constantly. And we're always talent scouting, always. I hire approximately ten thousand good looking girls each casting call, and we have ten or so casting calls a day, around the clock. Must have around ten thousand or so snakes, and there's a girl in each snake throat, twenty four hours a day, I can guarantee it.
VM: That's amazing. Absolutely amazing.
MJ: It is, isn't it? (laughs) I run the best business in the world.
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